Q: What kind of shark doesn’t eat girls?
A: Answer...A man-eating shark!
Q: What is a carpenter’s favourite fish?
A: Answer...Hammer-head shark!
Q: There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
A: Answer...Five. Fish can’t drown!
Q: Which fish is the most valuable?
A: Answer...A gold fish!
Q: What is the best way to catch a fish?
A: Answer...Have someone throw it at you!
Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A: Answer...Dam!
Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A: Answer...A doctopus!
Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: Answer...He got lockjaw!
Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?
A: Answer...A can of people!
Q: Who held the baby octopus hostage?
A: Answer...Squidnappers!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Answer...Because they live in schools!
Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: Answer...To get to the other tide!
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Answer...Drop it a line!
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Answer...FSH!
Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Answer...Wavy!
Q: Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?
A: Answer...Because they’re all blubber mouths!
Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A: Answer...A nervous wreck!
Q: What’s the best bait for catching catfish?
A: Answer...Mice!
Q: What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A: Answer...A seahorse!
Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?
A: Answer...Angelfish!
Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Answer...Well armed!!
Q: What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A: Answer...A fish tank!
Q: How do fish get to school?
A: Answer...By octobus!
Q: Why are dolphins smarter than humans?
A: Answer...Because within three hours they can train a human to stand on the side of a pool and feed them fish!
